I have a authentic piece of Gods hair ..anyone willing to bid on it?

its authentic i cut it from her beard myself.

O yeah our god is a chick she's pretty hot too i mean how else do u think god produced so many people. Though her stomach eww train tracks any.

I have a authentic piece of Gods hair ..anyone willing to bid on it?

God left at the same time Bush had his augeration

I have a authentic piece of Gods hair ..anyone willing to bid on it?

Are you a dumb ***??

I have a authentic piece of Gods hair ..anyone willing to bid on it?

Actually pretty interesting idea, since no one can actually PROVE that it is NOT Gods hair. The very same concept of the religion itself, those people that think this is stupid shouldn't believe in the religion.

And when the hell did you cut off my hair, and i'm not a chick!

I have a authentic piece of Gods hair ..anyone willing to bid on it?

Right, you have a piece of God's hair, and I'm Oprah.

I have a authentic piece of Gods hair ..anyone willing to bid on it?

I'll give you a piece of gum for it and OMFG!! OPRAH!!! HI OPRAH I LOVE YOU!!!