Well I said a bad word you see. And my mom, being my mom *sigh*, told me to go wash my mouth out with soap. Ok so I did..... but when I did... well.... the soap got really really slippery and I lost grip of it and swallowed it. Ok all I can say is that now I've cleaned out my system.
What? You don't believe me?
I would never tell a "lye."
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
Sounds like maybe it passed through your system.
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
cleaning your AS$
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
eeewww! throw it away dude!
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
It's your Soap so you tell us...
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
The hair is complementary; the piece of corn is a mistake.
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
Someone was using your soap and the hair from their private parts went on the soap and they putted a piece of corn on there as well.
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
Did you find this bar of soap in a prison shower? If so I think you know the answer.
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
Foghorn Leghorn called and wants his soap back - sans hair.
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
Sick, Special Sock Puppet...you are sick. *putting my breakfast back in the fridge since I no longer feel hungry*
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
eeeew chuck it, thats just nasty!! you didnt sit on it when you were in the bath did you?
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
squeaky clean hmmm get a new bar of soap
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
Sorry... I was saving that for later... my bad...
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
no idea...
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
Sounds like someones been washing their cornstalk! lol
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
"Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
I go swishy swishy.... WAIT.
I'M NOT THAT BAR OF SOAP.
Someone has a hairy hiney and a recent corn schooner.
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
You've been maybe asking so many 'corn'y questions, that you've started exuding it from your skin? (or wool or whatever you're made of... lol)
;)
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
Uhhh. lol Sorry. I Think my Bird Escaped %26amp; Landed In Your Shower. She's a Flying Purple People Eater. [That Explains the Hair.] She's Been Gone for a Few Weeks, I Just Got a Call the Other Night From Farmer Old McDonald that She'd Been Stealing His Crops. [That explains the Corn.] So Just Smack Her In the Face with a Flyswatter and Cage Her. Then Wrap Her Up and Send her to:
P. Sherman
42 Wallaby Way
Sydney
Austrailia
KTHANX.
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
because hair sheds sometimes, my hair is always on my soap and rag and everywhere else even when i comb it comes out.
Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??
sounds like witch board stuff, ha''
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