Thursday, April 26, 2012

Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Well I said a bad word you see. And my mom, being my mom *sigh*, told me to go wash my mouth out with soap. Ok so I did..... but when I did... well.... the soap got really really slippery and I lost grip of it and swallowed it. Ok all I can say is that now I've cleaned out my system.



What? You don't believe me?



I would never tell a "lye."



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Sounds like maybe it passed through your system.



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

cleaning your AS$



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

eeewww! throw it away dude!



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

It's your Soap so you tell us...



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

The hair is complementary; the piece of corn is a mistake.



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Someone was using your soap and the hair from their private parts went on the soap and they putted a piece of corn on there as well.



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Did you find this bar of soap in a prison shower? If so I think you know the answer.



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Foghorn Leghorn called and wants his soap back - sans hair.



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Sick, Special Sock Puppet...you are sick. *putting my breakfast back in the fridge since I no longer feel hungry*



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

eeeew chuck it, thats just nasty!! you didnt sit on it when you were in the bath did you?



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

squeaky clean hmmm get a new bar of soap



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Sorry... I was saving that for later... my bad...



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

no idea...



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Sounds like someones been washing their cornstalk! lol



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

"Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)



Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)



I go swishy swishy.... WAIT.



I'M NOT THAT BAR OF SOAP.



Someone has a hairy hiney and a recent corn schooner.



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

You've been maybe asking so many 'corn'y questions, that you've started exuding it from your skin? (or wool or whatever you're made of... lol)



;)



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

Uhhh. lol Sorry. I Think my Bird Escaped %26amp; Landed In Your Shower. She's a Flying Purple People Eater. [That Explains the Hair.] She's Been Gone for a Few Weeks, I Just Got a Call the Other Night From Farmer Old McDonald that She'd Been Stealing His Crops. [That explains the Corn.] So Just Smack Her In the Face with a Flyswatter and Cage Her. Then Wrap Her Up and Send her to:



P. Sherman



42 Wallaby Way



Sydney



Austrailia



KTHANX.



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

because hair sheds sometimes, my hair is always on my soap and rag and everywhere else even when i comb it comes out.



Why is there a hair and a piece of corn in my bar of soap??

sounds like witch board stuff, ha''

NEED HELP with hair?

every time i comb my hair i see long pieces fall everywhere.its more than usual can somebody please tell me whats wrong or what i can do to make it stop falling



NEED HELP with hair?

Hello dear, Im guessing that this is not a normal thing. But I think u should try changing the conditioner or relaxer that u use. reason why is that my mom used to have that problem alot with her hair falling out and she changed all her hair food and the problems stopped happening. Another thing too, if u happen to do ya hair sometime monitor what products the hair dresser putting in your hair cz that could cause problems too.



Hope this was helpful babe.



NEED HELP with hair?

Its normal for your hair to fall out in strands. It becomes especially prevelent when you don't brush your hair everyday. You may think you are going bald but you are not.



NEED HELP with hair?

Are you getting enough vitamins, minerals? Not eating enough fruit and veg can make hair frail. Dyeing your hair, can make it weak.



Take a look at this



http://health.ivillage.com/skin/skhairlo...



NEED HELP with hair?

number one: DONT WORRY!!! this happens to tons of ppl...you are sopposed to lose like hundreds of hair..A DAY!!! so as long as you dont see any BALD SPOTS..you are good...i know my hair usually falls out alot in the shower! so good luck!!!

Does the Pantene Pro-V Texturizing Cream work well for piecing out your hair?

My hair stylist told me to buy a wax or texturinzing cream. - I bought this. -Just wondering what the reviews are or if there's better stuff out there that can be accessed. -I'm a dude, I'm just trying to bring out the layers in my fringe/sides.



Does the Pantene Pro-V Texturizing Cream work well for piecing out your hair?

I am a member of http://www.makeupalley.com



and today I was just reviewing the texturizing cremes ( this website has all user reviews and ratings on beauty stuff) and the number one texturizing creme was Pantene Texture and Shine Defying Pomade. If this is the same one as your asking, then yes! I am stopping on my way home for some:)



Does the Pantene Pro-V Texturizing Cream work well for piecing out your hair?

it does work pretty good but i like got 2 be glued



Does the Pantene Pro-V Texturizing Cream work well for piecing out your hair?

Head Games works best for piecyhair..really thick. USe a small amount in the palm of your hand and emulsify it..then work it thru those pieces..have fun!



Does the Pantene Pro-V Texturizing Cream work well for piecing out your hair?

yes



Does the Pantene Pro-V Texturizing Cream work well for piecing out your hair?

Try "Hair FX". I use their Flat Iron spray and I love it! Their products are the best! Best of all... the prices aren't that bad. You can usually pick some up at Wal-mart.

How tp put in hair extentions?

someone please help ive just brought some synthetic extentions and im having trouble with ptuing them in i have short hair and i want to have longer hair i have 7 pieces to put in can someone help??? ive never used them before



How tp put in hair extentions?

are u gluing r sewing r clipping oN?



How tp put in hair extentions?

you really shouldn't get the DIY ones.



you should've gone to your stylist and asked him/her to do it for you, cause if you DIY you can't see where you're putting them as well. plus, you can get better quality ones at your salon.



hope i helped!

Red highlights on blonde hair?

I have what I think most would consider light blonde hair. I have pondered about having red highlights put in my hair. Just a few pieces really. Any advice for me?



Thanks,



Gwen



Red highlights on blonde hair?

nah nat blonde is just gorgeous



Red highlights on blonde hair?

Sure why not? It's just hair.



Red highlights on blonde hair?

blonde .. i think blonde hair is beautiful ... unless u act like ur dumb



Red highlights on blonde hair?

nah, if anything i would do blonde highlights or maybe lowlights.



Red highlights on blonde hair?

I think it would look kool.



Red highlights on blonde hair?

Sorry, that's trashy. But if that's the look you were going for.... more power to you. IMO, red only looks good on black hair.



Red highlights on blonde hair?

It depends on the shade of red. A really dark red wouldn't work, but maybe a very light red...i would try it on a small part of your hair, and if you don't like it, die it back.



Red highlights on blonde hair?

Maybe you should do a darker blonde for highlights.



Red highlights on blonde hair?

if you really really wanted to go red, do strawberry blonde highlights at first, then you can warm up to the color and maybe get redder if you like it enough



Red highlights on blonde hair?

Reds look great with blond hair as long as they are not bright or crazy colors, try a light reddish blonde or stawberry blond color first if they are to light go one shade darker next time. talk to your stylist and they can give you a better understanding with what works best for your hair color



Red highlights on blonde hair?

ew. so not attractive, at least not the way it sounds!



Red highlights on blonde hair?

it will probaly look okay.. since blonde highlights on red hair is really pretty.



Red highlights on blonde hair?

Do it. it would look awesome. its just hair it can be dyed back.



Red highlights on blonde hair?

I have extremely light blond hair, and I am always putting different colored highlights and lowlights in it. Just a few months ago I had red streaks put in...everyone loved it..and I work at a hair salon, so I don't think they were just being nice ;-)



Red highlights on blonde hair?

Yeah, I think it would look pretty. Light red though,strawberry blonde,you could do just a few and then if you really like it,you could do more. You could use semi permanent and then if you don't like it,it should fade out,there will be a trace of it left though because even semi permanent does change your natural hair color permanently a little. Good luck

If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of h

kind of swirls around on top of his head and just lands where it likes!! I believe he can pick up radio 2 on a windy day!



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

I love your questions! There was a documentary on TV one night that was all about the phenomenon that is the comb-over and the guy went on a search for the ultimate. It was superb! Will try find on YouTube and add link.



The link below is not the ultimate but is this skater who has a comb over despite being like 23, he obviously sees the amusement factor big time!



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

I just shaved the rest off



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

No - shave it all off!



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

I think i would just shave my head all the way down



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

Definitely, you can't beat a good "Bobby Charlton"!



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

no no no shave it off gosh imagine the embaressment going bed wit a girl and u take of ya hair



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

comb-overs are mintin,if i get a bald patch,I'm havin 1 like the guy off Handy Manny (Disney channel)



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

Ha ha ha no chance,,,the walnut whip,,,



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

shave it all of, men with a bald head look aw some, give me bald any day



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

no let i go if it wants too



If you developed a bald patch would you go for a comb over like my grandad? He has a long piece of hair that?

No out with the razor and shaved the lot off.

What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

http://www.ylcf.org/gotcurl/curlygirls/n...



my curls kind of look like hers. except I don't have bangs, my hair is brown, and a little bit shorter. the problem with my hair is: that when i scrunch my hair some of the pieces just become frizz, so I want a new hairstyle DESPERATELY! i dony want to gel my hair back into a ponytail anymore. Please give me some pretty hairstyles for my impossible hair! I will really REALLY appreciate it. THANKS!!



by the way, i'm tired of looking like the ugly frizz-head.



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

well, i have the SAME hair as you..... frizzy, shorter but not too short (to the shoulder) brown and curly.... and i do sum things to it to make it look fabu! well, wat kind of shampoo and contitioner do you use? i would reccommend Sunsilk anti frizz shampoo and conditioner (thats what i use and it makes my hair less frizzy) also, use a fair amount of conditioner becuz u have thicker curlier hair. when you get out of the shower, DO NOT TOWEL DRY YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! instead, squeeze out your hair and then use a paper towel, not a real towel, because real towels make your hair sooo much frizzier.dry your hair with the paper towel just so it is not dripping soaking wet. then use a wide comb to comb your hair. START FROM BOTTOM TO TOP. when you are done with that, put in Vo5 curvasious curls mousse (it is a fat, red metal bottle thing) put a generous amount on your palm, then rub it together with your hands and work it into your hair.... scrunch up your hair and let it air dry.... DO NOT USE A REAL HAIR DRIER unless you are using a diffuser, but air drying your hair gives you the least frizz, so that is what i would reccomend you do.... That will give you frizz free hair...



I would NOT reccommend straightening your hair because the more you straighten it, the less curlier your hair gets..



NO offense to anyone else reading this, but straight hair isnt that special, almost evry1 has it and you can do alot to it but it isnt as pretty as curly hair.... once your hair is frizz free, you will rlly appreciate it like i do



hope i helped you can find all these products in target, walmart, anywhere rlly...



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

*******.



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

how about bald.... shave that horse mane off



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

u'd look sexi with a smoothed out pony tail



I'm the MUCHKIN MAN !~!~!



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

why don't you straighten your hair or maybe even short layer it or pigtails or what ever you like or feel like it.



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

Go for the straight hair look get your hair layered and thinned out so its manage able and get a hair straightener they have some now that dont damage your hair as bad as the older straighteners. I heard that the straightener with the metal plates do more damage



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

You and I have the EXACT same hair....



I bought a CHI hair staightener. They are about 100.00 bucks or so.. make sure you use hair syrum....... start from the bottom and work your way up to the front.



Somtimes blow drying it first helps, yes it will be FRIZZY after blow drying it, but it makes it so much easier to straighten.



GOOD LUCK........



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE IT DOWN- GET SOME ANTI-FRIZZ CREAM AND PUT IT ON YOUR HAIR WHILE ITS WET AND THEN AGAIN AS IT DRIES, FRIZZ IS GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT IT WILL MINIMIZE IT.



IT SHOULD END UP LIKE...



http://access.nscpcdn.com/gallery/i/s/sh...



ALSO YOU COULD TRY PULLING THE TOP PIECE BACK LIKE ....



http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/ap/f168f560...



GOOD LUCK.



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

since your hair is long enough for a ponytail then you can wear a sock bun. Just a simple bun (like a donut) on the side of your hair (that's cute and fast). Or you could try to straighten it all out then put rollers in it and just wear it curly (that's fashionable). Or you can rock a hair stlye like gwen steffani. I pasted a link below you might like this hair style it's cute(alittle straight, alittle curly, and pinned up all in one)



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

http://www.hairboutique.com/JerkyFlea/im...



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

You may need to 'practice' this, when you are not 'going out' and have the time to 'play' with your hair, but try a bun ... you may use a 'hair band for pony tails' but only a 'larger one' ... put it at the 'low back' first, then fold your hair up, and do it again (same band), then fold it down, and 'secure' the band and 'fluff' your hair so it covers the band. Or you can try 'rolling it' to one side, LOOSELY, and use a 'scissor-comb' to hold it, or 'stab through' it rolled at the top with two pretty chopsticks ... they'll not hold 'tight' but the 'look' is wonderful, and if it starts to come down (if it's long enough, it should stay up better) you can just 'tighten it' and put the sticks through again. Try getting together with a girlfriend who also wants to 'change up' her hairstyle and spend a whole day on 'trying out hair fashions' and write down the ones you really like that are 'easy' to do ... and have a WONDERFUL day 'playing' ... this kind of 'play' is both fun and 'extremely important' because you're going to be 'professional' and need nice hairstyles to go with your 'adulthood' ...



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

Firstly I would suggest getting it thinned toward the ends, that way it won't be quite so poofy. Also, getting it done in layers can take a lot of excess hair out of the way so it won't be so thick. I would also suggest a frizz-ease serum or treatment and using a diffuser when you dry it. Also, get some sort of professional shampoo and conditioner especially for curly hair.



If that doesn't help, you do have the option of chemically straightening it!



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

I think a short, razor cut style would look good, be curly without the frizz. You can also buy really good products at a salon, they might be a little more pricey than a store, but they work without the frizz. I had stuff to scrunch my hair from the store and my daughter, a cosmetologist gave me a product called Silk Infusion, it's more like a oil, or heating oil, but works great with a small amount rubbed between hands and smoothed through hair then scrunched!



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

If you get a really good anti-frizz system with your hair, you could wear it curly and it wouldn't look weird. I have very curly hair and have to make sure that I coat every piece of hair with mouse otherwise parts look frizzy. I use John Freida's Frizzies product line. It really does wonders for my frizz. As far as mouse I prefer Dove because no matter how much a Coat my hair, it still feels soft and not hard.



What kind of hairstyles could I do with my hair?

I have the exact same hair by your description, what I do is use some gloss spray to tame any of the frizz after I scrunch it. Don't use to much though otherwise it will look greasy. Also, no blow drying it will just make the hair more frizzy and dry. Have you tried to straighten it to see what it looks like? If you do straighten it use a heat insulator to protect your hair from heat damage. We are the lucky ones people say, we can straighten or let it go curly, harder to get straight hair to go curly and stay that way. Good luck. I just wanted to comment on the straightening, my hair has never stayed straight after being washed again it is always just as curly.